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aik janab ka shadid accedent ho gya. janab ke sare body parts arms leg brain liver lip hip toe eye ear nose etc. etc, sab damaged ho gye. hospital ma human body parts available na they doctor nay emergency ma sarey body parts Monkeys Ke laga deye................ 2 sall bad janab Sahib_e_Aulad ho gaye. h...
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How intelligent:
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Ek sirdar ne pathan ki beti beti ka rishta manga Pathan ne sirdar ko boht mara marr khane k bad sirdar kaprey jhar ker utha or bola ! " tu kya me aap ki traf se inkaar samjho "
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~~~ Pathan ~~~
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote
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Pathan..
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Pathan........ jab garmi lagti hai to mai AC ke ssmne ja kar beth jaata hoon.. Man......... aur agar phir bhi garmi khatam na ho to phir kiya karte hain.. Pathan....... To phir mai AC on kar deta hoon
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Boss & Servent
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Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai Servent : nai saheb ! Boss :- Neeche kya dek rahe ho meri taraf dekho ........!
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Pakistani Professors!
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How Pakistani professors speak english, 1.Dont dare talk in front of my back! 2. Both of u three get out of the class! 3. Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4. Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6. All of u stands in a straight circle. 7. Quiet! The principal just passed away...
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Bakra Mandi
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Dukandaar: ye bakra 50000 wo wala 25000 us se agey wala 10000 or ye bakra 500 ka Gahak: sarey bakrey itne mehngey or ye 500 ka kyu hay Dukandaar: SAhab China maal hay koi guarantee ni key kya pta ghar ja ker bhokna shuru kr day
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~~~~ Aap 1000 Mein EK Hain ~~~~
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Wife. : Mere Irade Bade Naik Hai, Aap 1000 Mein EK Hain. Sardar: Mera Dimagh Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata Baki 999 Kuan Hai
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Kaha jaye gey
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Wife to Husband: Suniye jee mjhe doctor ne 1 month k lye ksi ache khubsorat purr fizza maqam me jane ka kaha hay tu hum kaha jaye gey??? Husband : dosrey doctor k pass
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~~~~ Pathan And Ship ~~~~
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Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice a...
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